My Top 10 Toolbags From the Past Year

This list is well thought out. Below will have an honorable mention listing for tool bags that didn't make the list. I think you will find this list to be very thought out.

10. Lindsay Lohan - Actress and Psycho
Although I loved her in Mean Girls she definitely makes my list of tool bags. How many times can a person be given a chance to redeem herself of all her wrong doings? Cocaine use to drunk driving, you'd think a person would learn but I guess not. One thing is for certain, her role in Mean Girls will not save her from being on the Chris Foukas Tool Bag list.

9. Ben Roethlisberger - QB Pittsburgh Steelers
The man has more rape allegations against him than playoff victories in the last year, let's just say that's a losing record I wouldn't want on my side. Look, I understand you are a "celebrity athlete" but when two chicks in the same year come out and say "Hey Big Ben assaulted me," I don't care who you are. If I wasn't only 5'10" I'd like to slap Roethlismolestor right in the face.

8. Phil Jackson - Los Angeles Lakers Coach
How dare the man that walks on stilts criticize other players from teams. This makes him the biggest hypocrite of all time. You have the biggest flopper (Derek Fisher) on your team, the player in the NBA that get's the most calls (Kobe Bryant) and the best look alike for a camel (Pau Gasol.) Phil let's be honest, you've coached Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Scottie Pippen, and you have won 11 rings. My 83 year old grandma could sit on the sideline, pretend to shout stuff at the players and take credit. The only thing you should take credit for is being a d-bag.

7. Jake Pavelka - The Bachelor from last season
Oh boy, this guy made it into my tool bag list by going on a late season run. Besides looking like one of the band members from N'SYNC, the guy has tool bag written all over his forehead. The guy treats women like excrement and basically humiliates them on live television. The little time I've spent watching the Bachelor but I did catch the "Reunion Show." (Note: It should have been tapped the Most Awkward Show for the next 20 Minutes.) Remind me to never fly the airline that Jake Pavelka pilots, tool bags can't fly that well.

6. Hillary Clinton - Secretary of State of what used to be the United States
Ah the Clinton's are at it again. From busy pants dropping Bill to hypocritical Hillary it seems we do the circles. Hillary was quoted as ripping rich people for not giving their fair share back to the country and that they need to spend their money other ways. Ok, so Chelsea Clinton just got married correct? Last time I checked the wedding cost the Clinton's around 3 million dollars. And on that list of wedding necessitates for the bride, $15,000 in toilets. That's one expensive deuce dropping at a wedding. Yes the rich are spending money on stupid things but crazy liberals can spend $15,000 on toilets for a wedding. Did I miss something here? Congrats Hillary, you cracked the top 10. In regards to Chelsea Clinton, let me quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

5. LeBron James - Villain to the City of Cleveland & Miami Heat forward
Let me first say that I'm excited to watch the Miami Heat this year. Let's be honest though, LeBron waived the white flag. It would have been quicker for him to come out and say "Look I can't win a title on my own, I'm going to Miami." The Decision was ridiculous. He went on live T.V. and dumped the city of Cleveland. He could have just flipped them off, I probably would have done the same thing. Can you imagine dating a chick for 7 years, going on live T.V., and saying "hey it's been real but I found someone else that makes me happy." I feel for the city of Cleveland but let's be honest, no one wants to play in Cleveland. Michael Jordan said it perfect, "I wouldn't call Larry, Magic, and Isiah to tell them to come play with me." Translation: LeBron, untuck your bee bee's from between your legs and get it done in Cleveland. One thing we do know is the LeBron is the next Jordan convo is a done deal.

4. Tony Hayward - Former British Petroleum CEO
This guy is incredible. Not only was he in charge of the company that is responsible for the biggest oil spill in the world's history but he was cruising around on his yacht after the accident. That's like me spilling milk on the floor and telling my wife to clean it up while I go play golf with my friends. Gee, who could have seen it coming that he would all of a sudden step down from BP after a few months of the accident.

3. Spencer Pratt - Reality TV Star from The Hills (One of the greatest shows ever)
This Ike Tingey look like started creeping up my top 10 list within the last few months with his psycho antics stemming from this season of The Hills. When you start going to crystals for mental power and control, it's time to put down the devil's lettuce. Now that he and Heidi "My boobs require permits" Montag split, it's only a matter of time before he just goes ape on someone. The guy is a loser, he 86'd all of his friends, all of Heidi's friends hate him, and he basically told his sister to drive herself off a cliff. The guy has a lot going for him, I'm smelling a 15 year prison sentence for assault on a little old lady asking to look at his crystal.

2. Tiger Woods - Professional Golfer / Porn Star
Unfortunately I hate to put Tiger Woods here but for what he did to his wife, he makes the tool bag list of Chris Foukas. For a guy that got more ass than a toilet seat, it sure didn't effect his golf game until now. Tiger was really the last of the good guys, the guy that always kept his private life private. Now all of his privates are out in the open. I honestly do feel bad for the guy, but I feel worse for his wife Elin and the 100 million she'll get from Tiger. Sorry Tiger, I still cheer for you on the golf course but you do make the tool bag list.

1. Entire Cast Of Jersey Shore
Three things I never want to hear in the middle of a sentence are Vinnie, Donnie, and Snookie. Can you honestly tell me you haven't met a bigger group of tools? How did these guys get so famous? I thought the Zach Morris slick back hair with the under part shaved was out of style? I thought the Miami Vice look where you wear sport coats with nothing underneath was out of style as well? I'm ashamed that Snookie can probably out bench me and do more squats than me, however, I don't feel ashamed that I can hand the ball off to her on a fourth and one to get a first down. Ok that was a little harsh but you get my point. The Jersey Shore boys win my award for best looking New Kids on the Block 2010. Nice fist pump dance guys and a guy that calls himself "The Situation" should be kicked in the nads. They also are taking home the 2010 #1 spot on the Chris Foukas biggest tool bag list.

Honorable Mentions : Barack Obama (out of fear that he's probably reading this and will send out a hit), Ozzie Guillen, Brody Jenner, Scott (Kourtney Kardashian's husband)